KINDNESS

Queers. Straights. Nerds. Bullies. People with genders. People without them. Professionals. Unprofessionals. Artists. Fartists. Disgusting perverts. ALL of my friend groups come together on Peepstravaganza day.

And you must be kind to each other, even as you’re pitted against one another for unknown prizes.

You can bond over how mean I’m being :D

Creativity

There are many, many ways to approach crafting your basket for the basket exchange, choosing your basket AT the basket exchange, and hunting for the eggs themselves. Consider your options.

CRAPPINESS

Doing something in a kind of half-assed or crappy way is fine by me too. You’ll see.

PAYING ATTENTION

Nothing will help you more.

Carpooling

Nothing will make me happier.